Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Long Awaited Update

It's been a while since we wrote anything here, so here's a brief update.

Since the bar exam results were released things have been sort of up and down here on Baker Street. Despite having a resume that "is very strong" according to the people at career services, the prospect of employment has been slippery. Leads are scarce to begin with, and most of the ones that are tracked down have mostly resulted in dead ends or professionals promising to "pass along" the resume.

The reasons aren't tough to understand. The economy sucks. Firms who were living the high life when things were good racked up tremendous overhead and when things went bad a number of associates were let go. Our recently graduated class is now competing with other potential candidates who actually have a clue of the ins and outs of day to day practice. In short they have something called "experience" which appears to often tip the scales away from a newly minted attorney.

Luckily the prospect of being a traditional lawyer was one I always considered just an option, not the only destination. I kept that perspective from the time I wrote my admissions essay to the time I graduated. Still, in looking around at other positions the nibbles and bites haven't come as quickly as would have been preferred. The advice I get from various support systems range from "it'll happen" to "when it's meant to be". It's a nice sentiment, but the truth is I'm pretty bored on a day to day basis and can't wait for something to happen.

Employment issues aside, we are gearing up for Christmas time. With most all of our non-essentials sitting in a storage building, we went out and bought a small tree and cheap ornaments to post in the living room. It's not the perfect set up, but at least we have some sense of the Christmas spirit despite spinning the proverbial wheels. After Christmas I'll head down to Orlando and will be met by Tracy on the 30th for our third straight New Year's in the Magic Kingdom. Then, in February we head to Las Vegas before going to St. Lucia in April. All in all the first quarter of 2011 will be pretty eventful.

Hopefully in between the various coming events we'll have a chance to update the employment status and finally start moving forward.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

She's Also UnAmerican

So while in Greer I was looking on Facebook and see my wife update her status thusly: "Watching Aladdin...makes me feel like a kid again".

Seriously? You're watching a movie about a Mooslim terrorist on September 11th?

I apologize to all the real 'Muurkins out there who would be offended by this. She should apologize to all of you.

I think my wife is a light weight but not a doctor


Being a highly successful (read lucky) soccer coach has a few perks. While you get to travel all over the country yelling and flapping your arms about on the sideline, you also have to go to places like Greer, South Carolina.

As Tracy seems to prefer the trips to Las Vegas and Las Vegas, I am left to come to lovely Greer. It's a magical place really. Even has a Macaroni Grille. I ate there last night. The waitress sang. I had rigatoni. But the highlight of the evening was checking in on my lovely bride via the bluetooth speaker phone contraption in my car. With a few people riding shotgun. The conversation went like this:

Me: "How'd your day go?"

Her: (groggy, somewhat coherent voice) "I'm OK. I took a Ben...ben...Benadryl."

Me: "Ok. How did your day go?"

Her: "I took a Benadryl"

Me: "Did you wash it down with a bottle of gin? You sound drunk"

Her: "No, I'm just tired. I took a Benadryl."

In case you, loyal reader (or stumbling internet surfer) are wondering, she took a Benadryl which according to the Harvard Medical Journal is a cure-all. Can't sleep? Take a Benadryl. Congested? Take a Benadryl. Ebola? You guessed it, take a Benadryl.

This is the same logic I've noticed with things such as Tylenol PM or a "Mountain". If you ever have an upset stomach you should either drink a "Mountain" (for those of you who don't speak neck that's a Mountain Dew which is apparently brewed from fairy tears and unicorn hairs) or a "Diet". I suppose this means a diet soft drink of some variety, but haven't been able to figure out which species to date.

Those interesting sidebars aside, the fact is she took her magic Benadryl pill and it apparently was enough to make her sound as if she was sleeping in a cardboard box on the street hustling for another shot of hooch. This fact was apparently lost on her as she answered the phone, but not on the passengers of my car who are all now convinced that Benadryl has some sort of psychedelic element to it.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

The Bar Exam IS DEAD

The news has come in. I apparently know enough law to practice in North Carolina. So says the North Carolina Board of Law Examiners. Hence the whole letter today congratulating me for PASSING THE BAR EXAM!!!

Friday, August 20, 2010

Waiting On The Results While Moving Forward....Sort Of

The bar exam results are less than two weeks away. I have no idea how I did. I studied. I put in the time. I know I got rattled in the morning and may have lost my way in terms of form. When bar results creep into my mind I wonder if I applied the facts to the rules. I wonder if I was making up law at times. I wonder if I expressed my thoughts as well as I could. Then on the multiple choice...did I over-think it all? In the end I only care about getting a scaled, curved, whatever score of 346.

European Vacation Provided Fun, Stress, and More

In the middle of my second year of law school my father decided that since we have some manner of familial roots from Scotland, it would be a good idea to take the family on a whirlwind tour of the motherland after I graduated from Elon. But before I took the bar exam. The wisdom of that logic won't be known for at least another week or so, but let's hope I passed despite taking 12 days off.

After flying from scenic Greensboro to Atlanta, we boarded a KLM flight to Amsterdam around 9:30 PM EST. Our seats were terrific (business class seats turn into a bed and have their own video screens), and soon after hitting 40,000 feet we were able to order dinner which was tremendous (lobster, steak, apple pie, etc). I don't remember too much else because I spent the majority of the eight plus hour flight sleeping. When we got to Amsterdam, we (John & Tracy) veered off to London, while Dad and his crew headed to Switzerland. We planned to meet up five days later in Scotland.

At this point we encountered some problems. We were not on the flight from Amsterdam to London despite having tickets. And when we inquired if our bags (which had been checked through from Greensboro) would meet us in England we were told "hopefully". They weren't. Instead our bags apparently loved Dutch hospitality so much they decided to stay an extra day or so.

We stayed at the Chesterfield Mayfair Hotel. A great hotel in the heart of the town of ...oddly enough...Mayfair. After getting showered and settled we walked around before heading back. The next morning came early as we headed to King's Cross Station to board a train for Paris. Initially I wasn't overly thrilled with the idea of going, but Tracy wanted to see the city and I gave in. I'm glad I did. Frankly I've not seen a more beautiful city than Paris. Just an amazing place. Historical, artistic, and just incredible. We did all the touristy stuff. The Eiffel Tower. The Arc. Shopping. Cathedrals. We also bought Tracy some designer bag that cost more than any one item I possess. Seriously, I had to sit in line for the privilege of spending an obscene amount of money for what I was getting. The kicker? The French lady seemed put off that I didn't understand such an opportunity. Oh well...we had a train to catch in order to get back to London.

The rest of our time in London consisted of bouncing around the city. We hit all the tourist sites, but our meals were mainly American. We ate one night in the room, one night at the Rain Forest Cafe, and so on. One day we did make it out to Windsor Castle which was terrific. I'm a big fan of the old kings and queens it was great seeing where the historical figures lived. Windsor is a place I could have spent another 3-4 hours. But then again I'm a history nut.

Similar to Windsor was our tour of the Tower of London. Got to see where Queen Anne lost her head before walking inside and seeing the real crown jewels. One dress was so bedazzled with gems that it weighed something like 65 pounds. The crowns and other ornaments looked like they were dipped in glitter from all the diamonds sparkling. We left the tower on our last day before heading to Scotland.

The tour of the country lasted five days. We saw a ton of castles and even more mountains and lakes. There's not a ton in Scotland which is why it's so perfect. If Paris' beauty is measured in the architecture, gold statutes, and so on... Scotland's is measured in it's natural beauty. Everywhere we ventured - from Loch Lomond to the Isle of Skye to Loch Ness and back down toward St. Andrews - offered amazingly scenery that now appears on my screensaver and desktop. There were three distinct memories of Scotland for us:

1. Riding Horses - we were able to go on a private ride for 2 hours. Neither of us is a huge fan of horses, nor experienced riders. Thankfully our mounts were out of shape and just content to plod along and eat. This allowed us time to look around the vast lands that weren't touched by man.

2. Playing Golf at St. Andrews. The British Open prevented us from playing the Old Course, but in the end we got to play a new tract called the Castle Course. I'm not an avid golfer, but I do appreciate the game. I think I played well enough and got to experience Scottish golf.

3. The accommodations. The first night we stayed on Loch Lomond which was OK. The second night we stayed at Inverlochy Castle. A real, honest to goodness castle. It was fantastic. Third night we stayed in the Isle of Skye in a "luxury hotel". Apparently that has a different meaning to those people. But, the town was charming. The fourth night we stayed at Culloden House - another castle like structure. Then, the fifth night, we stayed at the Rusacks Hotel overlooking the 18th green of the Old Course. Each destination offered its own charm, but NONE of them had air conditioning. That wasn't a big deal, but there was a heat wave gripping the country at that time and our rooms were up near 80 during the day. That's a small price to pay for the experience, however.

We've been back a little over six weeks and since then I've obviously been very busy. Part of me regrets that I was somewhat distracted throughout the trip (reciting rules of law as best I could remember them). I do know that we both would like to return to each of the three countries for extended vacations. And, most importantly, we had fun.



Friday, August 6, 2010

European Vacation Recap

I'll be posting a good deal more in the coming days, but we did manage to get over to London, Paris, and most of the country of Scotland in late June and early July. We had a terrific time and I hope to post a complete recap from the travel problems to the terrific memories to the sad return to studying for the bar exam.

I'm sure the millions....thou....tens....ok I am sure anyone who stumbled across this will be captivated.